Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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