You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
my being single is dangerous.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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