Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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