alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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