Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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