There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Quick, to the slutcave!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Someone shattered a urinal.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
