I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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