Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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