They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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