i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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