It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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