I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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