Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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