why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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