Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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