The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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