she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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