your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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