I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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