I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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