even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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