Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Buhtt sex?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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