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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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