Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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