If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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