she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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