Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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