She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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