bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
