miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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