It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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