Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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