it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
