it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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