she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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