you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize