Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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