you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How external is "for external use only"?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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