puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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