is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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