Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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