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I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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