so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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