i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I want a musical about memes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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