can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
