I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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