I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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