I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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