Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
