There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize