Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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