i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So much rum. So many feels.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
