It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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