There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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