sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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